Monday, May 28, 2007

I'm In Trouble Now

You know you're in trouble when...
  • Your toddler starts understanding you even though you're s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g it out.
  • You start getting called out on the lies you tell (like telling her there are no more chips even though they're sitting in the pantry)
  • Your infant boy is already flirting with women by reaching out and grabbing them (yes, he's reached out and grabbed another woman's boob)
  • Your infant boy discovers his penis and thinks its a new toy
  • Your Princess starts talking about her wedding at the tender age of 3
  • You fart and your toddler (that just discovered she can smell things) rats you out buy saying "I smell something. I smell your stinky bottom".
  • Ball sack is the number one google search term that brings people to your blog.
  • Both your mother and your sister accidentally call your niece by YOUR name whenever they're mad or reprimanding her.
  • Your SIL's daughter touches her butt while she's pooping and smiles when you ask her..."did you just touch your poo poo bottom?"
  • Your 3 year old daughter starts trying to french kiss everyone--even though she doesn't know what a french kiss is.


Brillig said...

Hahaha. Oh, Cherann. I'm so sorry, but I have to agree that you are in BIG trouble. Hahahaha.

Goldy said...

I think I love your kids.

And ball sack is a great search term.

Anonymous said...

I'm so there with you.

Butrfly4404 said...

Yep, BIG trouble, indeed!!

Haha, kids will always rat you out for everything!!

Jennifer said...

Oh yes...big, BIG trouble!

Life As I Know It said...

Good stuff, huh?

My 5 year old is just starting to be able to figure out what we are spelling. Now we have to come up with new code words...!

Worker Mommy said...

So funny, I feel your pain on just about all accounts.

Shauna said...

Yes, you're in big t-r-o-u-b-l-e

kellypea said...

Absolutely you're in trouble with the toddler spelling thing. Hell, our ridiculous excuse for a D-O-G can spell several words -- well, understand when we spell them -- and it's hilarious.

And I'm not surprised about the ball sack thing. Being grossly out numbered in a home full of boys, it does come up as a topic of conversation.

Oh, The Joys said...

The french kissing? Ha ha ha ha!!

In the Trenches of Mommyhood said...

Yep I wanted to remind Hubby of how drunk he was this weekend that he passed out, errr...I mean slept N-A-K-E-D and realized I couldn't even spell it in front of our 5yr old because he's reading and spelling now. Damn.

Sugar Kane said...

The fun is just beginning!

exskindiver said...

ball sack.
oh no.
now exskindiver will pull up with ball sack when it is googled.