me: If you don't help me clean up all of your toys, I'm going to have to clean them up myself and throw them away.
my daughter:I don't want to.
me:Ooookay, I'm going to have to throw the toys in the trash because it's the quickest way for me to clean up
my daughter (whining): nooooo
I start cleaning up with a trash bag...
my daughter: YOU ARE NOT A PRINCESS!
me (quietly so she can't hear):That's okay, because I'm the QUEEN.
Usually, she eventually starts helping me clean up. And no, I don't actually throw her toys away.
1 comment:
That is hilarious. Do you think she means that you are not a princess, because SHE is the princess?
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