When my kids were done, I took them out of their seats and they were off. A few minutes later, while I was reading about Butrfly's run in with the law and drinking my wine (instead of hearing WHINE for a change), I heard the Princess grunting while she was sqeezing out little turds into the toilet. I thought nothing of it until...
I heard splashing.
I ran to the bathroom and found Jr. Peanut playing with the toilet water while The Princess was hiding by the sink.
To my horror, I noticed that The Princess had failed to flush her poop away. Jr. Peanut was sucking on the toilet paper he found in the toilet water and splashing away.
I mean really...what kind of princess forgets to flush the toilet? I guess an almost four year old one does. And where the heck was the Breadwinner?
I suppose I can legitimately get googled for baby eats poop or to be more precise, "baby drinks poop water".
He seems OK but I may need to call the pediatrician tomorrow--just in case.