100 Things You Never Wanted To Know (About Me)

I thought I'd join the multitude of bloggers that have listed 100 fascinating things about themselves.  Unfortunately for you, I can pretend that I am fascinating.  But really I'm not:

1. I gave birth to The Princess without an epidural.
2. I gave birth to JR Peanut with an epidural in the last 10 minutes of my delivery.
3. Mmmhm that epidural was worth it
4. Right before my OB/GYN broke my water with JR Peanut , my husband cautioned the doctor and said that his wife (me) likes a little foreplay first.
5. I grew up in Southern California
6. I graduated from the University of Southern California--->Fight on Trojans!
7. I graduated when I was 20 years old
8. I was a Dean's Scholar at USC.
9. My biggest college regret is  finishing college early (I should have stayed as long as they would give me my scholarships!!)
10. Houston, Texas was my home for a year and a half.
11. Chicago, Illinois was my home for six months.
12. In Chicago, I once had to walk 12 blocks in a blizzard (the buses were all full!).
13. During my Chicago stay, I lived through one of Chicago's Darkest (literally-- no sun) months in its history.
14. I met my husband in college.
15. But I didn't date him until after he finished graduate school.
16. As a kid, my favorite book was I, Trissy by Norma Fox Mazer
17. I don't really have a favorite book as an adult...maybe Kite Runner.
18. I heart Microsoft Excel (nerdy of me, I know)
19. When I was little, my mom used to make me wear the same clothes two days in a row.
20. I'm still not sure why she made me do this.
21. In the third grade, I cut off some hair on the back of my head because it was sticking up.
22. I glued it back on and went to school.
23. Grey's Anatomy is my favorite show.
24. I've had a thing for Patrick Dempsey ever since I saw Can't Buy Me Love.
25. I've been doing laundry since I was 9 years old.
26. I'm still doing laundry and I'll probably still be doing laundry till I'm 99 years old.
27. Hanging out in my jammies all day long is one of my guilty pleasures.
28. I love a margarita on the rocks (with salt) on a hot summer day.
29. My husband is a better cook and baker than I am.
30. When I'm sure that we're done having kids...I will get a tummy tuck.
31. I want my eyes corrected too.
32. I am currently addicted to the Mahalo Mango smoothie at Robek's.
33. My ideal vacation is a beach destination
34. With a good book,
35. And a good babysitter.
36. I never thought I'd be a SAHM (Stay at Home Mom).
37. I miss my pre-pregnancy body.
38. People often say I look familiar to them.
39. One of my biggest pet peeves is a slow internet connection.
40. I'm very competitive.
41. I hate losing.
42. I enjoy a good game of scrabble.
43. I once played scrabble while I was stoned and I started making up words.
44. And nobody questioned it..
45. I sometimes fill in as a 5th person for my husband's poker night.
46. It busts my husbands ego when I win because half the time I don't know what I'm doing.
47. I have a membership to a gym.
48. I've only been there twice in the past year.
49. Sometimes I forget to put deodorant on.
50. I can't stand to be around myself when I forget to put deodorant on.
51. I Google my name at least once a month.
52. Nothing about me ever pops up.
53. Sometimes I pop up with my maiden name.
54. I hated it when that Eddie Murphy movie, Boomerang came out.
55. I hated it because I have a couple hammer toes.
56. People magazine is my source for news.
57. My second boyfriend turned out to be gay.
58. To this day, if you show me a group of guys...9 times out of ten, I'd probably single out the gay guy as being the cutest guy there.
59. A high school friend told me that his sister still pines for her gay ex-boyfriend and moved to another state to be with him...I was fascinated by that.
60. I don't really like the taste of chocolate.
61. ...Unless I'm pregnant.
62. I don't really think that it is a privilege to wipe The Princess' butt after she's taken a dump.
63. She does..."Who's going to wipe my butt...raise your hand if you want to!!"
64. I like good vodka.
65. I can eat a whole bag of Classic Barbeque Kettle Chips in one sitting.
66. But I feel really guilty when I look at the empty bag.
67. I can eat an entire cherry pie (one foot diameter) in one weekend.
68. I haven't seen a non-animated movie at a movie theatre in almost an entire year.
69. I used to think Disneyland was for wusses and Six Flags Magic Mountain was the best.
70. I love Disneyland now that I have kids.
71. We just bought annual passes for the whole family.
72. I once wore a penis hat on my head during my bachelorette party.
73. I carried a sign that said "Horney Bride:  Need money for strippers.  Suck 4 a buck"
74. Get your mind out of the gutter...the guys had to suck life savers off my t-shirt.
75. My husband (at the time he was my boyfriend) and I rough  housed until he pinned me down.
76. In a last ditch effort to win, I spat at him.
77. Damn gravity...my spit fell right back down on my own face.
78. I don't understand why my husband can recite all the lines in Fast Times at Ridgemont High but he can't seem to remember anything I've told him in the past few hours.
79. I love to people watch.
80. I once got so drunk, I fell in a pond at Miyagi's in Hollywood.
81. I once got so drunk, I peed on a toilet with the lid down.
82. I like drinking wine.
83. I hate the sound of whine.
84. I've always kind of hoped that I'd get on the best friend episode of Wheel of Fortune.
85. My best friend is awesome at Wheel of Fortune.  She'd win me a lot of money.
86. I puked on my wedding night.
87. My husband proposed to me at the Eiffel Tower restaurant in Las Vegas.
88. He asked me how much I loved him.
89. I told him that I loved him so much it made me want to gamble.
90. I finally learned how to play craps.
91. It's now my favorite way to lose my money.
92. My second is Pai Gow.
93. I don't wear make up very often.
94. Of course, my daughter LOVES makeup.
95. I think that if Martin Luther King had never been assassinated, the United States would be a much better place.
96. I have this theory...Every time you push out a baby from that itty bitty hole in your body, a little bit of your brain leaves too.
97. My motto is...I may not know where my keys or my wallet (or whatever thing I've lost) are but I'm okay with that as long as I know where my kids are.
98. Caffeine does absolutely nothing to me.
99. My SIL (sister in law)'s husband says that number 98 is a sign that I suffer from ADD
100. I'm glad I'm done with this list.