I'm rated R because...I'm bringing sexy back baby!!!! Move over desperate housewives, now there's something sexier!!
(It's also because I mentioned piss (6x), crappy (4x), and breast (1x). This is surprising because I say ball sack, sexy, and I'm sure a lot worse than those words. Apparently I can't say breast, but I can say ball sack as many times as I want!!!!)