I'm In Trouble Now

You know you're in trouble when...

• Your toddler starts understanding you even though you're s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g it out.
• You start getting called out on the lies you tell (like telling her there are no more chips even though they're sitting in the pantry)
• Your infant boy is already flirting with women by reaching out and grabbing them (yes, he's reached out and grabbed another woman's boob)
• Your infant boy discovers his penis and thinks its a new toy
• Your Princess starts talking about her wedding at the tender age of 3
• You fart and your toddler (that just discovered she can smell things) rats you out buy saying "I smell something. I smell your stinky bottom".
• Ball sack is the number one google search term that brings people to your blog.
• Both your mother and your sister accidentally call your niece by YOUR name whenever they're mad or reprimanding her.
• Your SIL's daughter touches her butt while she's pooping and smiles when you ask her..."did you just touch your poo poo bottom?"
• Your 3 year old daughter starts trying to french kiss everyone--even though she doesn't know what a french kiss is.